1-16-07 What a Night

Fucked up is one way to describe my night.. i started at the funnybone i was gonna go watch, as i do on some random tues nights.. Stroupe asked me if wanted to do a set and i gladly agreed to. The Crowd was really weird tonight, the first few rows loved comedy, loved being there, laughing having a blast, the rest of the room HATED comedy, not smiling, not laughing, not blinking lol.. it was as if they were being punished or something.. and i thought i was the problem, i thought maybe i was too offensive or somethign i dunno, i thought i angered them somehow, but NO! they were like that allllll night long. The headliner (Daryl Joyce) and I sat in the back in shock about how unresponsive half the room was.. well he def put an end to that when he took the stage.. he started rippin on ppl left and right, the first 10 mins was all improved and it was all making fun of ppl who werent laughing..and the place went nuts! they couldnt get enough. He then stops and says, thats for not laughing and not showing respect to all the comics who were on stage tonight, fuck you people for not laughing and not coming out to have a good time this is a hard job up here..... etc.. it was amazing to say the least.. it was one of those moments where you go, "wow did he just fucking do that?!"

So then things get weird...
Im driving home (i live out on a country road) and this car about half a football field in front of me slams on their brakes, im starting to gain on them, realizing they are at a complete stop i slam on my brakes, i even pause to you know make sure everything was okay.. so i slowly go around them, the car punches it and starts riding my ass.. then begins to drive side by side with me, i freak out right and slam on my brakes, they slam on their brakes, then pull up about 20 feet and half ass block the road... Driver side door opens, big fuckin dude gets out and begins to run at my car full speed.. i punch it whip around him and his car and do a little night flying, turn out my lights and go home... the most random attack ever lol