Pre-Blogging

Im pre- blogging.. and every time I hear that word in the back of my mind theres a tiny cover band playing free falling by tom petty only replacing the words. "And I'm pre, pppreee blooggging…"Anyways I've discovered something that I kind of already knew this morning. I woke up and my internet is down, and as I'm watching my online light flash green and orange it reminds me of how addicted I am to being online. Its sick, these flashing lights reminds me a hardcore smoker outside on break trying to get his lighter to work, and the frustration just keeps building and building until he lights up and gets that sweet release from reality. And I know I'm not alone, esp since the hit sensation website MySpace came out. Now theres something to do online besides trying to find nude shots of sitcom stars. I was talking with my grandma the other night about how amazing it must be to watch all the changes happen in the world being at her age ya know, can you imagine how much change an 80 year person has seen. Shit technology is the only thing keeping her alive right now, she only has 5% of her heart working…. Yea that's right kids do the math, that means 95% of whats keeping her alive is man made. Shes like Pinocchio, only really old. Ive seen some crazy shit be developed and im only 25. Computers mostly. But look at flat screen TVs, mobile phones, airport security, gas made with corn. This world is fucking crazy if you take a min to stop and look around. I want to see Benjamin Franklin's MySpace page ya know.. I mean can imagine if the technology would have been available years and years ago what things would have been like. I would like to think his profile song would be Thunder Struck by ACDC… anyways my point is this, take a min offline to look at reality. Whats really in front of you, the people, the things, the inventions you take for granted, hug your stapler (be careful), kiss your coffee machine at work, write a love letter to you PC, and breathe it all in for just one min today… I hope you enjoyed my not so funny pre-blog (yea I'm pre, pppreee-bbblooggging).. ill post it as soon as I can…

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