Modern America

Im slowly conforming into what america wants their perfect citizen to be... I didn't realize this until i bought a new laptop the other day. So now im just where America wants me, I drive a Honda, I listen to an ipod, my jeans are from abercrombie, my running shoes are nike, phone is verizon, i check myspace every 10 secs of the day, i get all my supplies pretty much at walmart and im typing this on my cute little Apple ibook. So in a sick way i am the model citizen. If they could just get me to watch cable TV i could run for president in this brain dead nation. Im not one of these nuts that thinks that the government is out to us or anything... but i do believe the media spoon feeds the way to think, dress, feel and act. Bill Hicks did a great bit back in the day about how the media is dealing you drugs right in your living room, right in front of your kids in your own home they are selling you alcohol on TV. But alcohol's not a drug, YES it is, its just a legal drug. I dont have cable TV nor do i watch the fuzzy basic channels 4, 6, and 10 either. I try to avoid TV as much as possible. Im staying with a friend this week while im doing the funnybone @ the Newport, and she has cable TV. I now realize more than ever that im not even close to missing out on anything. Reality TV has to be the most pointless over rated over done thing ive ever seen in my life. I dont care if you know all the lyrics to hang on sloopy, or if your gonna bang some hot blonde roomy the first two days your living in your decked out MTV mansion in some exotic city. I can tell ya how every situation in that house ends... he fucks her. Wow, anyone with half a brain knows that if some DD blonde is in a hot tub with some loser from baltimore, girlfriend or not hes gonna fuck her. And i think its sick how Paris and Nickey blatantly mock the average working citizen. Oh your not blessed enough to have a rich daddy so you have to work over time at some mediocre job to make ends meet week after week for your family, heres what we'll do, instead of sending some sort relief be it money, gifts or taken care of some bills ANYTHING.. NO what they are gonna do is send two ignorant snobby rich daddy girls there to mock their daily routines. You're telling me thats must see TV. REALLY?! Im almost anti social now a days, im constantly dodging conversations about who got voted off, or what Nelly's new music video looks like, or how many guys Hulk Hogan's daughter is banging behind his back. I could care less to be honest. More the merrier, have a battle royale ladder cage match in her bedroom, you want ratings right? I mean I'm no expert on modern television but i think having broke hogan in some short of doggystyle submission hold would make a few people wanna tivo that show once a week. And as far as MTV Cribs goes i dont care how your living. I just had taco bell, alone, right after talking to 100 strangers about my dick. We all aren't living the high life ok. I dont know if they make this show to like encourage people to work harder and have nicer things or just to rub it in our face that we'll probably never own a original pac man arcade game in our basement right beside a 24 foot couch in front of a 1000 inch flat plasma crystal space diamond television. Thanks MTV for the reminder of how shitty im doing, like i dont hear it enough from my mom. You should have a fall back plan Michael, NO i should have a sink made of chocolate ma. Fake it til you make it is what they say, but i dont think they've ever had to wait in line at a Walmart at 3am trying to buy a generic blue tooth headpiece for you super cool razr phone. Im just sick of trying to keep up and fit in to what America has deemed socially except-able. My phone is a better person than i am. Thats the truth, and its sad. My phone can do math, take pictures, movies, write emails, it remembers who i called last, it keeps dates for me, i can listen to any song i want, so in theory it sings better than i do, it knows everyones phone number and some peoples address's, heres the kicker my phone has insurance! If i could get my phone to put out i'd never leave the house... ok i'd leave but itd only be to get another battery. Maybe a back up generator in case the power goes out. Ok lets wrap this bitch up shall we... TV is evil, stop watching it, unless im on, then its ok... Seriousface just be careful what your watching and listening to don't let this great land of free brainwash you into buying khaki pants and over sized sunglasses if you dont want to.